Soo a while ago I was reading this panel discussion on Geekanerd (the bit where they talk about the Scrappiest Team being the Teen Titans with just Cassie, Jaime, and Eddie) and I was thinking, if it was just Cassie, Eddie, and Jaime on the team, what would they do? They'd probably just play a lot of video games, that's what. And eat cereal.

So then I drew this.



Me + traditional media = fail lol

But anyway then I was reading the fifth Blue Beetle trade, the part where the Titans show up, and I was thinking, gee, Cassie and Eddie would make a cute couple. And then I was thinking about the comic I had drawn. And then I wrote this fic.

Title: Titans Together
Fandom: DCU
Characters/Pairings: Cassandra Sandsmark, Eddie Bloomberg; light Cassie/Eddie
Word Count: 871
Rating: PG
Summary: It was one of those weekends at Titans Tower, when anyone who had anywhere else to be had left, so Cassie and Eddie hang out.
Author's Notes: The last time I played a racing game, I killed a moose, so I didn't make that up. Also, recently I've not been liking Cassie so much, but I always find after I write a fic about someone, I like them so much better . . .

( Titans Together )

Ugh this was such a bitch to format.

So a while ago I participated in the drabble comm batfic100. I eventually stopped posting because my internet stopped letting me see the site, and the comm itself eventually shut down (mostly, I think, because there was a huge feedback issue-- lots of people would post, but not a lot would comment), but I liked a bunch of the drabbles I wrote and I figured I'd post them here to avoid losing them. They're all exactly 100 words, and they're pretty much all set in some nebulous time before BftC. Originally posted during September, October, and November of 2008.

Title: Perform
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Theater
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake, onesided Tim/Dick
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: Tim is a creepy, creepy creep. I'm not a fan of Dick/Tim, but I like to think that Tim had a crush on him when he first started Robin-ing, and then over time started viewing him more as a brother.

( Perform )

Title: Floor Routine
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Theater
Character/Pairing: Harley Quinn
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: Idk how I feel about this one. I'm not sure, anymore, that I could see Harley doing this, but evidently I did when I wrote this.

( Floor Routine )

Title: Dream
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Flight/Fear of Flying
Character/Pairing: Jason Todd
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I love Jason Todd. Haters to the left.

( Dream )

Title: Reunion
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: College
Character/Pairing: Graduates of Gotham Univeristy
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: I wish I belonged to a Weinstein Club. Sounds like a pretty posh place. Once again, I'm not so sure about this one . . . whatever.

( Reunion )

Title: Scores
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: College
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: I used think there should be an entire Robin run featuring Tim trying to balance school and vigilante-ing while visiting colleges, filling out applications, and all the other junk kids have to go through. Every other 17/18-year-old has to do it, why not him? Of course, now he's off gallivanting in Europe, so I guess that's out . . .

( Scores )

Title: Strays
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Childhood
Character/Pairing: Selina Kyle
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein
Author's Notes: I am a huge cat lover ♥

( Strays )

Title: No Place Like Home
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Homesickness
Character/Pairing: Helena Bertinelli (Huntress)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cursing, violence
Author's Notes: YES HUNTRESS YESSS

( No Place Like Home )

Title: Nostalgia
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Homesickness (I kind of played fast and loose with this one)
Character/Pairing: Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel
Rating: G
Warnings: Not really.
Author's Notes: Eddie is such a liar. Set back when Eddie was a private detective.

( Nostalgia )

Title: On Patrol
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: This is more of a YJ-era Tim than anything.

( On Patrol )

Title: Costume
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Selina Kyle
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I imagine that most superheros/villains have a lot of fun around Halloween.

( Costume )

Title: Trick or Treat
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Alfred Pennyworth, Batman
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I actually don't write a lot of Bruce, so this is kind of weird for me.

( Trick or Treat )

Guys I drew some stuff. Red Robin here finds it delicious:



(Oh god Tim what are you doing)

Damian, however, does not:


Damian Wayne: the lulziest Robin ever. Thinks he is a badass; is actually only a nine-year-old.

Stuff I'm planning on drawing next:
- Damian frothing at the mouth
- Damian eating someone's entrails
- DAMIAN

Blue Beetle fic! I love Paco/Brenda and I love Jaime/Traci, so what the hell am I doing writing a Jaime/Brenda fic? I can't help it! They'd just be adorable together . . . does this mean I support Paco/Traci now, too?

Posted from my new laptop omg I am so excited right now.

Title: Virgin
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Jaime Reyes, Paco, Brenda; Jaime/Brenda, implied Paco/Brenda
Word Count: ~342 
Rating: PG13 for sexual goings-on 
Summary: “Have you and Brenda . . . gone all the way?”
Author's Notes: For zenithjolt 's 'First Kiss' Drabble Challenge. This went from first kiss to . . . first other things. It's been a while since I've written anything that could be considered even vaguely pornographic, so be forewarned xD 

I drew my own version of Batman and Robin xD

( Holy bratty lovechild, Batman! )

Lol I totally messed up Damian's costume but guess what I'm not fixing it

They're about to hold hands lol I'm an idiot.

For Superboy in an Unusual Pairing Month. I was going to write a fic but it turns out that I am way too lazy, so I drew this instead!

Now I know what you're thinking: where are the rest of their far arms? But you know what I drew this entirely with a mouse so you can shut the hell up.

So maybe two years ago I drew a picture of Light Yagami as Ichigo Momomiya of Tokyo Mew Mew, and today, I present this work of art:

 

For your evil actions, this bitch will make you pay!

( Mew Light in his Cafe Mew Mew garb under the cut. )

Why do I like dressing Death Note characters up in Tokyo Mew Mew outfits, you ask? I'll tell you: because it's fabulous! Also, because I am an idiot xD

So I read more DC than Marvel generally, but if there's  one thing in Marvel that owns anything DC could ever come up with, it's Young Avengers. I love that stuff to bits. So to prove my love, I drew some ridiculous fanart!

First, Wiccan, chilling up in the sky:



Look at him! He's so happy C:

( Also a ridiculous comic about the YA team under the cut! )

I haven't done anything for my fanfic100table in forever! My table be here, yo. Also, why is lj being such a bitch for me lately?

Title: The Flying Machine
Fandom: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci
Characters: Cat Chant, Joe Pinhoe (Cat/Joe)
Prompt: 038, Touch
Word Count: 689
Rating: PG for slash
Summary: Cat helps Joe with his newest flying machine.
Author's Notes: Man, what a lame title. I apologize. I wrote this a while ago, but never posted it . . . originally it was going to be longer, but idk. I like the length it is now.

 

( The Flying Machine )

Oh man are you guys ready to listen to me complain for a ridiculous amount of time?

So I must preface this rant by saying that I love Rafael Albuquerque. I really do. I think he's a fab artist and I love the form and movement in his work. I also think, however, that he is absolute rubbish at drawing Brenda.

When Cully Hamner drew Brenda, she wasn't ugly, but she wasn't hot, either. She dressed a little more conservatively than most girls her age do, with a more mature sensibility-- button-downs, longer shorts, crew tees, etc. It worked really well for her character, and it was really refreshing to see a female character who wasn't sexy as all get-out. (Remember when Wonder Girl was a flat-chested, short-haired dork instead of a pathetic excuse for a character who is defined solely by how much she loves/misses/etc. her boyfriend, and is a huge bitch because of it? Good times.)

When Albuquerque started illustrating Blue Beetle, however, all that changed. Brenda got steadily hotter. She started wearing tight jeans, and even wore a belly shirt once. Which, I must say, is so wrong for her character. I mean what the hell? Do all chicks in comic books have to be super-hot, skin-bearing fantasy-fodder? Did she have to get hotter so Paco could be interested in her? Why can't we have one or two normal-looking girls in comics? Why must they all be transformed into Barbie-like echoes of themselves? Brenda's personality hasn't changed like Cassie's has yet, but I'm afraid it's only a matter of time . . .

Anyway, the point is, in the above doodle of Brenda, I feel like I drew her much too pretty, because I've been influenced by Albequerque. Which is frustrating. Grr. 

( Also, one of my ~original~ characters under the cut )