Ugh guys I am not feeling too hot about comics/writing/drawing/all the shit I do on here

In fact, I am feeling so not hot I'm sort of leaning to the side and making a face, like so:




Hngr maybe I should draw more ridiculous stuff and put it up

Or maybe I should just DELETE EVERYTHING

WHAT A GOOD PLAN

(Listen feel free to ignore me, this post is ridiculous and I'd ignore it if I were you)

Blah blah blah, marvel_kink , fics, etc.

Ugh in other news I hate the set up of my journal and want a new theme.

Title: Break it Up
Fandom: Marvel
Characters/Pairings: Billy Kaplan (Wiccan), Eli Bradley (Patriot), Nate Richards (Iron Lad); Nate/Eli
Prompt: Patriot/Iron Lad, angry sex. Bonus points if they get caught by a teammate.
Word Count: 440
Rating: PG13
Summary: Billy's never coming early to practice again.
Author's Notes: I am actually not much of a Nate/Eli fan (Eli/Kate is more my speed), but oh lawd I just could not resist.

( Break it Up )

Another kink meme repost-- from the DC one this time. 

Title: On the Benefits of Time Travel
Fandom: DC
Characters/Pairings: Dick Grayson, Kon-el, Tim Drake; Dick/Kon
Prompt: Kon/Dick. Cheesy pick-up lines, mutual ogling, and flying sex. Bonus if Tim gets a headache.
Word Count: 744
Rating: R to NC-17ish
Summary: In which Dick travels back in time, and Kon is very, very thankful.
Author's Notes:  I changed the ending of this quite a bit from the original post. It's a little better now.

( On the Benefits of Time Travel )

Here is a masterpiece I drew on my new marker paper, in anticipation of more (less crappy) things drawn with markers



WHEEE INDEED.

Oh man I have been having so much fun at the Marvel and DC kink memes (and the Marvel Gen one) going on right now, and I figured I ought to start cross-posting the ones I did to my journal~ (with heavy editing in some places).

Forgive the title, it knows not how lame it is.

Title: With Great Power . . .
Fandom: Marvel
Characters/Pairings: Billy Kaplan (Wiccan), Teddy Altman (Hulking); Teddy/Billy
Prompt: Billy/Hulkling – well-hung Teddy topping in Hulkling form.
Word Count: 556
Rating: R to NC-17ish, for dicks and sexytimes and gay.
Summary: After a fight, Billy's got a request.
Author's Notes: I realize that Teddy doesn't actually "Hulk out," but I don't know how else to put it . . . also lol there is a ridiculous typo in the original post which I only just noticed.

( With Great Power . . . )

Best part of Blackest Night? Ralph giving Sue a big ol' zombie hug.




Hugs, not drugs Black Lantern rings, guys!

( The real version, under the cut )

Soo a while ago I was reading this panel discussion on Geekanerd (the bit where they talk about the Scrappiest Team being the Teen Titans with just Cassie, Jaime, and Eddie) and I was thinking, if it was just Cassie, Eddie, and Jaime on the team, what would they do? They'd probably just play a lot of video games, that's what. And eat cereal.

So then I drew this.



Me + traditional media = fail lol

But anyway then I was reading the fifth Blue Beetle trade, the part where the Titans show up, and I was thinking, gee, Cassie and Eddie would make a cute couple. And then I was thinking about the comic I had drawn. And then I wrote this fic.

Title: Titans Together
Fandom: DCU
Characters/Pairings: Cassandra Sandsmark, Eddie Bloomberg; light Cassie/Eddie
Word Count: 871
Rating: PG
Summary: It was one of those weekends at Titans Tower, when anyone who had anywhere else to be had left, so Cassie and Eddie hang out.
Author's Notes: The last time I played a racing game, I killed a moose, so I didn't make that up. Also, recently I've not been liking Cassie so much, but I always find after I write a fic about someone, I like them so much better . . .

( Titans Together )

Ugh this was such a bitch to format.

So a while ago I participated in the drabble comm batfic100. I eventually stopped posting because my internet stopped letting me see the site, and the comm itself eventually shut down (mostly, I think, because there was a huge feedback issue-- lots of people would post, but not a lot would comment), but I liked a bunch of the drabbles I wrote and I figured I'd post them here to avoid losing them. They're all exactly 100 words, and they're pretty much all set in some nebulous time before BftC. Originally posted during September, October, and November of 2008.

Title: Perform
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Theater
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake, onesided Tim/Dick
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: Tim is a creepy, creepy creep. I'm not a fan of Dick/Tim, but I like to think that Tim had a crush on him when he first started Robin-ing, and then over time started viewing him more as a brother.

( Perform )

Title: Floor Routine
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Theater
Character/Pairing: Harley Quinn
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: Idk how I feel about this one. I'm not sure, anymore, that I could see Harley doing this, but evidently I did when I wrote this.

( Floor Routine )

Title: Dream
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Flight/Fear of Flying
Character/Pairing: Jason Todd
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I love Jason Todd. Haters to the left.

( Dream )

Title: Reunion
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: College
Character/Pairing: Graduates of Gotham Univeristy
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: I wish I belonged to a Weinstein Club. Sounds like a pretty posh place. Once again, I'm not so sure about this one . . . whatever.

( Reunion )

Title: Scores
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: College
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein.
Author's Notes: I used think there should be an entire Robin run featuring Tim trying to balance school and vigilante-ing while visiting colleges, filling out applications, and all the other junk kids have to go through. Every other 17/18-year-old has to do it, why not him? Of course, now he's off gallivanting in Europe, so I guess that's out . . .

( Scores )

Title: Strays
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Childhood
Character/Pairing: Selina Kyle
Rating: G
Warnings: Nein
Author's Notes: I am a huge cat lover ♥

( Strays )

Title: No Place Like Home
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Homesickness
Character/Pairing: Helena Bertinelli (Huntress)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cursing, violence
Author's Notes: YES HUNTRESS YESSS

( No Place Like Home )

Title: Nostalgia
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Homesickness (I kind of played fast and loose with this one)
Character/Pairing: Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel
Rating: G
Warnings: Not really.
Author's Notes: Eddie is such a liar. Set back when Eddie was a private detective.

( Nostalgia )

Title: On Patrol
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Tim Drake
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: This is more of a YJ-era Tim than anything.

( On Patrol )

Title: Costume
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Selina Kyle
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I imagine that most superheros/villains have a lot of fun around Halloween.

( Costume )

Title: Trick or Treat
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: Halloween
Character/Pairing: Alfred Pennyworth, Batman
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Author's Notes: I actually don't write a lot of Bruce, so this is kind of weird for me.

( Trick or Treat )

Guys I drew some stuff. Red Robin here finds it delicious:



(Oh god Tim what are you doing)

Damian, however, does not:


Damian Wayne: the lulziest Robin ever. Thinks he is a badass; is actually only a nine-year-old.

Stuff I'm planning on drawing next:
- Damian frothing at the mouth
- Damian eating someone's entrails
- DAMIAN

Blue Beetle fic! I love Paco/Brenda and I love Jaime/Traci, so what the hell am I doing writing a Jaime/Brenda fic? I can't help it! They'd just be adorable together . . . does this mean I support Paco/Traci now, too?

Posted from my new laptop omg I am so excited right now.

Title: Virgin
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Jaime Reyes, Paco, Brenda; Jaime/Brenda, implied Paco/Brenda
Word Count: ~342 
Rating: PG13 for sexual goings-on 
Summary: “Have you and Brenda . . . gone all the way?”
Author's Notes: For zenithjolt 's 'First Kiss' Drabble Challenge. This went from first kiss to . . . first other things. It's been a while since I've written anything that could be considered even vaguely pornographic, so be forewarned xD